- Marching Band: *Wins three trophies at two competitions and wins second place in their class*
- Football Team: *Loses every single game of the season*
- School Board: You know what the football team needs?
- School Board: More money.
- School Board: We better cut funding for the marching band.
- School Board: They don't really do anything anyway.
- School Board: We're so smart.



